Sure cure for boredom.....
Inspired by Bethiclaus (http://www.bethiclaus.com/) who was inspired by another blog by the name of, what else? The Cure for Boredom (http://warcrygirl.blogspot.com/)...
Go to Google and type in your first name, then needs. I typed in Emily needs, and here, according to the good people of the internet, are the top 10 thing I apparently need:
Emily needs almost 24-hour care
Am I going to hurt myself, or others? Others I am OK with, but I must protect myself from myself. Or me from myself. Whatever.......
Emily needs to be told No & to be whipped into shape by Nanny 911
Apparently the internet has discovered my secret. I am, in fact, a 6 year old in need of some guidance from a British know-it-all-reality-TV-star???
Emily needs background
Does this one even make any sense????
Emily needs to find something that's her own to fulfill her
Funny how something from my favorite show, Gilmore Girls, showed up on my needs list. I need more Gilmore Girls! Twice a day and three times on Tuesdays is not enough!
Emily needs to talk to him
Who is he?
All Emily needs to do is work on reading a little extra every night
This one is so true! I don't read enough these days. It tends to put me to sleep, but I promise to work on it!
Emily needs to increase her stamina, language comprehension, vocabulary
I think this one is a little uncalled for. I think my language comprehension skills are just fine, thank you very much.
Emily acknowledges that she needs to be more organized
Amen, internet!
Emily needs a series of exemptions to Harvard’s administrative rules
If I'm ever going to get in, I'm going to need some serious series of exemptions to the Harvard administrative rules. Especially if they have heard about my seemingly inferior stamina, language comprehension skills and vocabulary.
Emily needs a forever family who will be patient and consistent
Ummmmm........ OK.

15 Comments:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - my cube neighbor wants to know why I'm laughing so hard! I'm SO doing that tomorrow! - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......
1:53 PM
bah! you already have a family that is sweet as can be?!
1:07 PM
Wow. I just had a friend who was going to make me do this "Emily needs" thing. I suppose I'll just tell him now that it's already been done.
10:08 PM
Hey, I was doing the same thing and you popped up! And I also need Gilmore Girls to fufil myself!
Take Care,
Emily London, Ontario
7:44 PM
this is very cute I love how people think of this randomness
Emily Quispamsis,N.B.,Canada
12:40 PM
Hey, I just started a myspace group of all of us Emilys that united doing the whole "Emily needs" search, lol... Please join... Group is, Emily Needs
12:07 AM
lol, thats sooooooo funny
i actually did that just now and came upon your page from google...
8:00 PM
interesting...just stumbled upon your page from another Emily page I stumbled upon........I am getting lost in 'Emily needs' land!
Emily from Montana
10:46 AM
Hey, here's a group for Emilys :)... http://groups.myspace.com/emilyplace
2:47 PM
How funny, I just typed emily needs in and it brought me to here.
Emily From Owosso, Michigan
7:06 AM
HELLO...whats this whole Emily needs thing about anyway...my friend told me to type in Emily needs...hmmm
HOW MANY EMILYS ARE THERE???
ALSO, do you know an "Emily" that isnt crazy?
Emily R Hotz
Columbus, OH
2:20 PM
Since "Emily needs" now mostly brings up people doing an "Emily needs" search, I typed in "Emily wants", and came up with "Emily wants a pony, and she slings lemonade on the corner to get it." and "Emily wants a pony!And galactic invasion won't stand in her way." Both from the same site, and both amusing.
12:09 PM
Oops, forgot to leave this. . . .
Emily Perkins
Wabash, Indiana
12:10 PM
I was to do the 'emily needs' thing too - how cool that it's already been done! GO EMILY!! :o)
Emily, Australia
2:35 PM
Ahhh, I love it! We all hear about this "Emily needs" thing, and all google it, and all come here. We should have a convention or something, haha.
I think every Emily has a little crazy in them! And I wouldn't mind a pony... :P
Emily Hassett
British Columbia, Canada
11:05 PM
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